Ozzie and Harriet: the dark side

Seems like all their friends are divorced. The last pair to go snipes at our married heroes: “How do you two do it!?” but we know they don’t want to know. Fuck you, you’re next, they’re thinking, but in their hearts they know it isn’t so, and they also hope these two will hang on somehow, will actually even still god dammit be happy. Then they trudge off to court yet again, muttering helplessly, It can’t be right. No one ever told us. How do they do it?

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