Forget them all.
Now bestselling author Faux Muldaur (Guerilla Copyeditor; Escaping Publishing’s Dungeon) brings you a can’t-miss, can’t-fail system to getting your work before the public.
Put down the keyboard. Forget about making nice with the press. Like your second grade teacher always said: Bad attention is always better than no attention.
Muldaur’s pull-no-punches topics include:
• Using crime to boost your name recognition with the public and the press
• Kidnapping an agent–when and how
• Using pressure tactics to sell your books — WMDs aren’t just for terrorists anymore
• What to bring to book-signings and public appearances–the ages-old guns vs. knives debate
Muldaur’s tactics are like a marketing Death Star, vaporizing the competition. Everyone you meet — your friends, family, co-workers, baristas, waitresses, people on the escalator of the Metro, that guy with the thread of drool on his chin — is a potential buyer. Only Faux Muldaur can tell you the way to get all of these people to buy your book as though their lives depended on it.
“Faux’s book has turned me into a household name at the convent, and lifted my book out of Amazon’s ghettos, straight to the stratosphere.” — Sister Mary Dangerous, L’Osservatore Romano-bestselling author of Nun with a Gun
“It’s dog-eat-dog in the world of publishing–I’ve seen poets squaring off with pipe wrenches, and cozy-mystery writers in Amazon firefights. To survive in this jungle, you need the weapons that Faux Muldaur provides.” — Noh Goode, author of You Scratch My Back, I’ll Scratch Yours
About the Author: Faux Muldaur is a famous writer, now living in Witness Protection somewhere in the continental United States. But nowhere you know.