Yes, it’s out and it’s big! Today’s the official launch date of … Magical Crimes, a fun CSI with magic and ‘a little something else’ novelette. The little something else being two foot long and lurking in the hero’s trousers. But don’t worry, the p#@%$ in this story is used purely for the purpose God intended – humour and crimefighting – not lustful titillation.
And it’s only $.99, available DRM-free in all the popular eBook formats.
And there’s a competition, details below:
Seb Kemp is a psychic profiler with a problem. After a night out drinking, some men wake up with an unexpected tattoo. Seb woke up with a floor-length penis and no memory of how, when or where it happened. To make matters worse, magic doesn’t work well with living tissue. The results are unpredictable. The spell might fade after a few days or … something might drop off.
He needs help but, Pete, his forensic magician partner, is 3,000 miles away working on another case and Seb’s new partner is of the young and female persuasion. Not to mention extremely hot. The two of them are thrown together to solve a high profile locked room mystery where the utmost tact and diplomacy is required – not easy for a man with unpredictable trousers.
Praise for Magical Crimes:
“I want my detectives like my murderers – well hung,” Dorothy L Christie
“CSI with a big dick – and I don’t mean David Caruso,” The Miami Enquirer
Hmm, think you can write a funnier review? Why not enter the BVC Twitter Fic contest and do just that. There are prizes – including a ‘walk on’ or maybe ‘drop dead and be dragged off in several pieces’ part in my next story.
Chris Dolley is an English author living in France with a frightening number of animals. His novel – Resonance (Baen) – can be downloaded for free here. More information about his other work can be found on his BVC bookshelf .