The Competition: Pulp Sci-Fi Covers

Not to lose the thread of the argument, let us consider Trenchant Question Three: if these girls are so glamorous and so good looking, and have perfect complexions, perfect hourglass figures, shapely legs, sultry red lips and not much by way of clothing, why in the world would they even look at an overweight basement-dwelling troglodyte with mushroom-colored skin like me, the fan-dude reader?”

Hmn. Well really – if a girl’s got one choice, and one only – who’s she going to choose? The human fungus or . . .

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