Charlie the Purple Giraffe Was Acting Strangely

Charlie the Purple Giraffe Was Acting Strangely by David D. Levine

by David D. Levine
$0.99 (Short Story) ISBN 978-1-61138-220-4

Existential angst is tough enough when you’re human. When you’re a purple giraffe in a comic strip, you know you’re being watched, and none of your friends believe you, it’s even harder. A Locus Recommended Reading selection, Charlie the Purple Giraffe Was Acting Strangely also appeared in Year’s Best Fantasy #5.

“Charlie the Purple Giraffe Was Acting Strangely” is also available as part of Space Magic, an award-winning collection of science fiction and fantasy stories by David D. Levine.

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French Fried

French Fried by Chris Dolley

One man’s move to France with too many animals and an identity thief
by Chris Dolley
$2.99 (Novel) ISBN 978-1-45247-660-5

Now an International Bestseller!

Animals behaving badly, other people’s misfortunes and the most bizarre true crime story ever. French Fried is the unfortunately true account of Chris Dolley’s first eight months in France and has been described as ‘A Year in Provence with Miss Marple and Gerald Durrell.’

Just when Chris and Shelagh think nothing more could possibly go wrong, they discover
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Future Farmers of America Meeting #18

Future Farmers of America Meeting #18 by Sue Lange


by Sue Lange
$.99 (flash fiction) ISBN 978-1-61138-200-6

“I’m glad you all could make it to tonight’s meeting. I know it’s getting harder and harder for each of us to get here what with the increase in Agency personnel to, what is it now, 50% of the population? I appreciate your efforts because the seed exchange is important. I’m sure I don’t need to remind you just how important. You’re all to be commended for doing your part to preserve the bank under such extreme conditions…”

How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight

How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight by Chris Dolley

by Chris Dolley
$2.99 (spoof non-fiction) ISBN 978-1-61138-253-2

“I lost so much weight I could float above my bed!” - Lida Blair.

The hilarious new spoof diet book from New York Times bestselling author, Chris Dolley. It’s a fun, quick read (about one hour) covering everything from ‘the science of possession’ to ‘Crapper Clinic’s Demon Dating Service’ that ensures clients are possessed by the demon most compatible with their slimming needs.

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International Kittens of Mystery

International Kittens of Mystery by Chris Dolley


by Chris Dolley
$2.99 (Picture Book) ISBN 978-1-61138-139-9

“This book constitutes the best-spent twenty minutes I’ve had in quite some time.” — What Book is That

In an uncertain world there is one organization that stands head and small furry shoulders above the rest. Whenever the planet is in danger – be it from giant balls of wool or bands of renegade squirrels – only one group is guaranteed to answer the call. The International Kittens of Mystery!

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Magical Crimes

Magical Crimes by Chris Dolley


by Chris Dolley
$0.99 (Novelette) ISBN 978-1-61138-040-8

Magical Crimes is a fun CSI with magic and ‘a little something else’ story. The little something else being two foot long and lurking in the hero’s trousers. But don’t worry, the boinkwurst in this story is used purely for the purpose God intended – humour and crimefighting – not lustful titillation.

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Medium Dead

Medium Dead by Chris Dolley

by Chris Dolley
$3.99 (Novel) ISBN 978-1-61138-074-3

“I was hooked by the end of page one and laughing out loud by the middle of page two. Finally, a new author as witty and sassy as Janet Evanovich.” — Lark Susak

Medium Dead is a fun urban fantasy chronicling the crime fighting adventures of Brenda – a reluctant medium – and Brian – a Vigilante Demon with an impish sense of humour. Think Stephanie Plum with magic and a dash of Carl Hiaasen.

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Pet Noir

Pet Noir by Pati Nagle

by Pati Nagle
$4.99 (Novel) ISBN 978-1-61138-068-2

Can a lowly gumpaw hope for love with a girl who rides in a jewel-encrusted carrier?

Feline investigator Leon, with opposable thumbs and the ability to talk, is possibly the most dangerous cat in the galaxy. Indentured to the Security department of Gamma Station until the cost of his creation is paid off, Leon alternates between harassing his human partner/roommate Devin and fighting sleazoid criminals,
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A Princess of Passyunk

A Princess of Passyunk by Maya Kaathryn Bohnhoff

by Maya Kaathryn Bohnhoff
$4.99 $2.99 Limited Time!
(Novel)  ISBN 978-0-9828440-9-0

Philadelphia, 1950‘s: a boy, a baseball, a cockroach. Unlikely place. Unlikely characters. Unlikely love story.

I grew up with tales of Old World magic. Fairy tales, ghost stories, legends of great Slavic heroes like Kralyevich Marko and his marvelous horse, Sharats. Living in the USA, I wondered where the magic went and if maybe just a little of it might have crossed the ocean from the Motherland.

A Princess of Passyunk is my answer…

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Razzmatazz

Razzmatazz by Patricia Burroughs

by Patricia Burroughs
$4.25 (Novel) ISBN 978-1-61138-349-2

When small town girl Kennie Sue Ledbetter wakes up in a Reno hotel between two guys in rumpled tuxedos, she thinks things can’t get any worse.

When she steps on the wedding bouquet and sees the ring on her finger, she knows things can’t get any worse.

But then she finds out she’s married to the guy who won her in a coin-toss in front of the wedding chapel, and ‘worse’ has a name and a face:

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Reggiecide

Reggiecide by Chrs Dolley

Reeves & Worcester Steampunk Mysteries
by Chris Dolley
$2.99 (Novella) ISBN 978-1-61138-207-5

Sequel to the WSFA Award finalist What Ho, Automaton!

Guy Fawkes is back and this time it’s a toss up who’s going to be blown up first – Parliament or Reginald Worcester, gentleman consulting detective.

But Guy might not be the only regicide to have been dug up and reanimated. He might be a mere pawn in a plan of diabolical twistiness.

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Tritcheon Hash

Tritcheon Hash by Sue Lange


by Sue Lange
$4.99 (Novel) ISBN 978-1-61138-103-0

Listed in “Best of 2011″ by Kirkus Indie.

Tritcheon Hash is a test pilot in the year 3011. She’s got it all: brains, guts, and a fast jet. But can she survive a mission to planet Earth?

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Ways to Trash Your Writing Career

Ways to Trash Your Writing Career


The Wisdom of Book View Café
edited by Phyllis Irene Radford
$0.99 (Anthology) ISBN 978-1-61138-087-3

With a dash of humor, Book View Café presents a review of the surest and fastest ways to bring your writing career to a screeching halt.

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What Ho, Automaton!

What Ho, Automaton! by Chris Dolley

by Chris Dolley
$2.99 (Short Story Collection) ISBN 978-1-61138-060-6

“A fun blend of P.G. Wodehouse, steampunk and a touch of Sherlock Holmes. Dolley is a master at capturing and blending all these elements. More than fascinating, this work is also rip-roaring fun!”
SF Revu

What Ho, Automaton! chronicles the adventures of Reggie Worcester, gentleman consulting detective, and his automaton valet, Reeves.

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