Tag Archives: April Fool’s

Book View Cafe Fabulosity Releases Randy by Anita Mann

Hot. Erotic. Fabulous! We’re proud to launch Book View Cafe Fabulosity, books that explore a woman’s sensuality in more depth than Robert Ballard explored the Titanic. These tales are served up hotter than a Finnish sauna, with more delicious mouth … Continue reading


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BVC Releases THE INTERESTING PROFESSIONAL’S FAMILY MEMBER

An evocative tour de force from the critically acclaimed author of Something: A Novel, The Interesting Professional’s Family Member is a compelling meditation upon fundamental human truths. Moving deftly between the highs of triumph to the lows of heart-wrenching tragedy, … Continue reading


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Book View Cafe’s New Bestseller Line: A NOVEL: A novel

Soon-to-be New York Times best-selling, award-winning author Mirkwood Jones launches first book with Book View Cafe! A lyrical, poignant work of art in which cancer-ridden Alice waits for death in the alley where a gang of faceless thugs drags her. … Continue reading


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BVC’s Self Help Line: #1 With a Bullet

Work the internet. Blog.  Chase the cyber-papparazzi.  There’s a million ways to promote your writing. Forget them all. Now bestselling author Faux Muldaur (Guerilla Copyeditor; Escaping Publishing’s Dungeon) brings you a can’t-miss, can’t-fail system to getting your work before the public. … Continue reading


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How POSSESSION Can Help You LOSE Weight

How Possession Can Help You LOSE Weight

Brick Crapper M.D’s second book from Book View Café is the revolutionary How POSSESSION Can Help You LOSE Weight. It will be published on May 5th and ARCs will be available through LibraryThing’s Early Reviewers April batch. We’re very excited about … Continue reading


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The Noro Diet by Brick Crapper, M.D.

The Noro Diet

Book View Café proudly announce that The Colorectal Times bestselling author, Brick Crapper M.D. has joined BVC. Brick is one of leading experts on alternative diets and holds SEVEN doctorates from the Internet’s leading universities. He’s appeared on countless television … Continue reading


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Book View Cafe Presents a new line: MODERN CLASSICS!

After the success of the classics with zombies added, we thought, look at all the readers getting a dose of classic literature without realizing it. What better gift can we give literature than to repurpose those outdated stories for the … Continue reading


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